I definitely have to second this

When my friends found out I was a virgin, they got me a hooker for my 20th Birthday. It was increasibly awkward and instead of doing good to me I rather gave up on finding a woman. So I just focused on studying until at some point two girls started to take a liking in me and so I had sex, aged 23. Both did not want a relationship with me, because it was just as awkward as before. It took another year for me to find the only girl to ever react positive to my approaches and she was not driven away by my inexperience.
Probably gonna marry her, because I dont expect to find another girl give my nerdy ass another chance.